This election cycle has been the craziest and the most unbelivableist. I thought we had somehow hit peak ridiculousness when Arnold was elected, but I'm glad to see that we Americans are always pushing the boundaries. As someone who's been frequently been labeled as silly for my leftist views; as someone who has lived in several liberal cities that have been used as examples by the right as the insanity that liberals create; I try not to call others ridiculous. BUT JUST LOOK AT THE MOST RECENT LOCAL BALLOT IN SEATTLE**. While I have made some notations because I clearly suck at taking phone camera pictures, I'm not even gonna comment. As Leslie Jones once said, "I ain't even got no punchline for that cause IT'S RIDICILUS!!"
**PS thanks for making all voting by mail Washington, it's really the best
Given that the Cold War has become more of a completed chapter of world history, I propose that we do away with the previous classifications of countries into 1st, 2nd, and 3rd worlds. Instead I suggest splitting countries up into two separate categories: those who send young people with guitars to Africa and those that don't. The membership application comprises a portfolio of photos of said young people with "the village children". Welcome, Taiwan, to the global upperclass.